Garchaster's Cornblade
2026
109 min
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A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
DIRECTED BY
Kasper Meltedhair
STARRING
Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair, Donald Farmer, Brewce Longo, Andy Heck Boyd
Videos & Trailers
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Trailer
Garchaster's Cornblade - 2026 Trailer - Directed by Kasper Meltedhair
Cast
Kasper Meltedhair
Tarsia
Donald Farmer
Donald Farmer
Brewce Longo
Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
Dogfood Williams
Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
